Humor
A cleaned-up home for the original Snappy Snipes collection, with the warnings very much intact.
What's that you say, bucko? You're tired of taking it and want to know how to dish it out? Then welcome to the old Snappy Snipes vault.
Caution: use these snipes at your own risk. Talk Natural is not responsible for your lack of judgment, your abuse of power, or your sudden urge to alienate everyone in the room.
YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE.
You are such a hypocrite. You can't even tell the truth without lying.
You're such a bore. You're the only person I know who can deprive me of my privacy without providing me with company.
When people ask you what time it is, you start telling them how to make a watch.
Some people think they're busy when they're only confused.
You have such an even temper, always grouchy.
He's so dull he couldn't entertain a doubt.
He is a steady worker. If he were any steadier, he'd be motionless.
He has a personality that lights up a room. When he walks out.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.