Disclaimer

DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER DISCLAIMER

The content on these humor pages was collected over many years from many sources. Some of it is old, some of it is tasteless, and some of it is almost certainly out of date.

If something here is offensive, irritating, or just flat-out groan-worthy, please consider that a built-in feature of vintage humor collections.

Ground rules

1. If something seems offensive to a reasonable person, we reserve the right to remove it.

2. If something seems offensive only to humorless attorneys, they are encouraged to get over it.

3. If you want to share a joke that you believe belongs here, send it to Dr. Rick and mark it as humor.

4. If nobody is offended, the editor is responsible.

5. If somebody is offended, the editor still reserves the right to laugh nervously and keep perspective.

6. Live long and prosper, keep your phasers set on stun, and never put all your officers on the same shuttle.

7. Also: we apologize in advance.