And now, from our 'Things You Might Want To Really Think About' department, here are:

Subject: SOME THINGS YOU MIGHT WANT TO REALLY THINK ABOUT ...
Source: Unknown
-----------------------------------------------------------

Why do they call it a TV set if you only get one? Why isn't there a knob on a TV set so we could turn up the intelligence? There is a brightness knob, but it doesn't work!

Why do they call them apartments when they're all stuck together?

If our knees were bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

Why is the official car of the US ski team a Subaru?

Why is the word "little" twice as big as the word "big"?

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

If yogurt goes bad, how can you tell?

If a hair from your head falls out, do you ever wonder what held it in
yesterday?

At a baseball game, why do they call them the stands if everyone is sitting
down?

Why doesn't Super Glue stick to the bottle?

Why are hot dogs sold in 10-packs and buns sold in 8-packs?
=========================================

Sorry, it was a slow humor day. REALLY slow..........

Barum-bum! <--Back