And now, from our Linguistics Department, here is:
Subject: More crazy english
Source: (Richard Lederer)
-Where can someone buy a cap for their knee, or the key to a lock of their hair?
-Can your eyes be called an academy, because there are pupils there?
-Is the crown of your head where jewels are found?
-Who travels the bridge of your nose?
-If you wanted to shingle the roof of your mouth, would you use the nails on your toes?
-Can the crook in your elbow be sent to jail?.
-Can you beat on the drum of your ear?
-How can you sharpen your shoulder blades?
-Are you thinner from shedding a tear?
-Can the calf in your leg eat the corn off your toe?
Feel free to add your own and send them back to me! Rhyming not necessary, but timing is everything!