Subject: The Buzzphrase Generator
From: "John M. Scheer" <
THE BUZZPHRASE GENERATOR
A kindly gentleman, after a seminar in Canada, gave me this gem. We can
all use it to write impressive reports to the systems analysts and "E-Ring"
experts in the Pentagon.
It all started as a TIC (Tongue In Cheek) aid for preparing speeches and
briefings. The new invention, known as a buzzphrase generator, gives its
prime practitioners what amounts to instant expertise on matters pertaining
The buzzphrase generator consists of three columns of buzz-words
numbered zero to nine.
The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number at random.
Then select the corresponding buzz-word from each column. Put them together
and PRESTO! You sound just like you know what you're talking about.