And now, from the department of Highly Effective Excuses, here is:

Subject: Sleeping
Source: My little brother < >

These are great. Enjoy!

Top 15 best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the
last time management course I went to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
you learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who
practice Yoga?"

7. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to
our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broke...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the

2. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up my contact lens without
my hands."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "Amen"

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