From: Christa C Louise < >
Subject: HUMOR: Getting ready for Ski season

> Here's some things you can do to prepare yourself for ski season:
> 7. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after everyuse.
> 6. Throw away a hundred dollar bill-now.
> 5. Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in
> your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and
> poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop
> things.
> 4. Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
> 3. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger.
> Be sure you are in the longest line.
> 2. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a
> snowstorm and you're following an 18 wheeler.
> 1. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to
> take them off because you have to go to the bathroom.


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