And now, from our Department of Literary Agency, here is

Subject: World's 25 shortest books

The World's 25 Shortest Books;

25. "My Plan To Find the Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson

24. "To All The Men I've Loved Before" by Ellen DeGeneres

23. "What I've Learned" by Kenneth Starr

22. "The Difference Between Reality And Dilbert"

21. "Human Rights Advances in China"

20. "The Things I Won't Do For Money" by Dennis Rodman

19. "Al Gore: The Wild Years"

18. "Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean"

17. "America's Most Popular Lawyers"

16. "Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Graduates"

15. "Barstow, A Travel Guide"

14. "Different Ways to Spell Bob"

13. "Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches"

12. "Easy UNIX"

11. "Ethiopian Tips For World Dominace"

10. "Everything Women Understand About Men"

9. "Everything Men Understand About Women"

8. "A Guide To French Hospitality"

7. "George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names"

6. "How To Sustain A Political Career" by Dan Quayle

5. "A Guide To Dating Etiquette" by Mike Tyson

4. "How To Cook A Spotted Owl" by The Sierra Club

3. "Staple Your Way To Success"

2. "The Amish Telephone Book"

1. "The Engineers Guide To Fashion"


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