And now, from our Department of Mirrored Universes, here is:
Star Trek vs. Star Wars
From: Vincent Wong, Seattle

TOP TEN REASONS WHY THE STAR TREK CHARACTERS
WOULD KICK BUTT IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE

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10) Picard enters Asteroid Fields all the time with no hesitation while Star Destroyer captains need to
be ordered to proceed.

9) The Empire‚s top officers on board Darth Vader's fleet of Star Destroyers would all be befuddled when the Defiant disappears right in front of their eyes, since no ship that size possesses a cloaking device!

8) Picard's head can outreflect Vader's.

7) One word: Q. Another one: Lwaxana Troi.

6) The Borg Queen could assimilate Darth Vader with one glance- Hey, he's almost all the way there already!

5) Sisko didn't go back for his son.

4) James T Kirk gets any woman he looks at. Luke Skywalker has to settle for necking with his twin sister.

3) Jabba the Hutt might be able to eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his action, but then again Quark eats oversize tube grubs like Jabba each night for midnight snacks.

2.598) Starfleet's Prime Directive article 7 section 18 paragraph 96 line 3 prevents attempts to liberate any ship named "Slave I".

2.597) Star Wars' weapons have only Kill and sometimes Stun settings. Star Trek's phasers can be set on Stun, Kill, or Roast!

2) The Picard Maneouver can be done faster than any Imperial tactic ever devised.

1) In the Star Trek Universe, security guards rarely, if ever, accidentally walk into roof supports.

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