Subject: You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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> You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
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> >> You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
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> >> Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
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> >> You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud
> >> Light.
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> >> At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
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> >> You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
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> >> You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in
> >> your front yard.
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> >> The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum
> >> skeeters.
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> >> Wookies are offended by your B.O.
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> >> You have ever used the force to get yourself another
> >> beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
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> >> You have ever used the force in conjunction with
> >> fishing/bowling.
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> >> Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come
> >> on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
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> >> You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense
> >> electro-shock thingy to light your barbecue grill.
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> >> You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
> >> land-speeder.
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> >> You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke
> >> shorts.
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> >> You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have
> >> to get in through the window.
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> >> Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that
> >> Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his
> >> women.
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> >> You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to
> >> Chewbacca.
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> >> You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a
> >> redwood deck.
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> >> You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the
> >> cantina scene.
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> >> If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father ... and your uncle"
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