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Subject: pick-up lines
From: virginia l rinkevich < >

Pick-up lines heard around the world--and how you might reply:

I know how to please a woman.
Reply: Then please leave me alone.

I want to give myself to you.
Reply: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Reply: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Your hair color is fabulous.
Reply: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

You look like a dream.
Reply: Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Reply: Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Reply: Do not enter. (or) Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Reply: Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
Reply: You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Reply: Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Reply: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Reply: Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Reply: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Reply: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you some place before?
Reply: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Reply: If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

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