Did we wish you a happy holiday?
Source: Thanks to Bob Timberlake for forwarding this message


"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral, winter solstice holiday,
practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of
your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who
choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to
practice a religion at all;


a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 1998, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the
race, creed, color, religious, or sexual orientation of the wishers and


name withheld by request of author for legal, social and cultural

(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes
for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended
emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the
holiday spirit.)