And now, from our 'It's a Dog's Life' department, here is:
Subject: Dog Quotes
Sender: Christa C Louise < >
"In dog years I'm dead"
"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in
the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently
at nothing right in your ear."
-- Dave Barry
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
-- Penny Ward Moser
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside
of a dog, it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx.
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
three times before lying down."
-- Robert Benchley
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I
think that is how dogs spend their lives."
-- Sue Murphy
"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up
all night wondering if there really is a Dog?"
"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous
and give the wrong answers."
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the
-- Fran Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
-- Rita Rudner
"If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning
-- Andy Rooney
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents
a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money."
-- Joe Weinstein
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
-- Ann Landers
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
-- Dereke Bruce, Taipei, Taiwan
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
-- Ben Williams
"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it."
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
-- Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
-- Andrew A. Rooney