Seasons greetings. Although we value all seasons.
Subject: The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas
Source: Forwarded By Paul Bergner,

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my
Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to

TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of
members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in
their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note),

TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal
ruling class system leaping,

NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products
from enslaved Bovine-Americans,

SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic

NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to
throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens, and
partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid
further Animal-American enslavement, the remaining gift package has been

FOUR hours of recorded whale songs

THREE deconstructionist poets

TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses

ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

Paul Bergner, Editor, Medical Herbalism
Clinic Director and faculty (pathophysiology, clinical herbalism
clinical nutrition), Rocky Mountain Center for Botanical Studies Books:
P.O. Box 20512, Boulder, CO 80308 U.S.A. FAX: 303-442-6294