And now, from our Department of Weariness, here is:


Subject: Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness

Source: Jim Moore Jr < >



* "I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice."

* "Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."

* "Blink once for 'yes'".

* "What do you mean we have the wrong patient ?"

* "Why is there a tag on his toe ?"

* "Do you think he can hear us ?"

* "I didn't even know a human could bend that way."

* "I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anthesia."

* "Just relax now. We'll be done in a jiffy."

* "Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."

* "Did the doctor know he would look like that afterwards ?"

* "Of course I've performed this operation before Nurse !"

* "Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down."

* "It'll make a great 'ER' script."



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