And now, from our Department of Truth In Advertising, here is:

Subject:Top Ten Things People Think 95 in Windows 95 Means

Source: Patrick Ash < >


10. Percentage completed by shipping date

9. Number of floppies it ships on

8. Percentage of people who will have to upgrade hardware to run it

7. Number of pages in the "EASY INSTALL" version of manual

6. Percentage of existing Windows programs that won't run with it

5. Number of minutes to install

4. Number of calls to tech support before you can get it to work

3. Number of people who will actually pay for the upgrade

2. MB of disk space when installed

1. mb of ram required to run


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