And now, from our 'If you need a reason' department, here is:
Subject: Reasons to Upgrade to WIN95'
Source: Hans Neser <
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TOP REASONS TO UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 95
You own shares in Microsoft
You're a friend of Bill's
Love that 32 bit/16 bit/2 bit operating system
Your PC has been bad and you must punish it
The suicide hotline was busy
You're a big supporter of the Computer Hardware Industry
Couldn't wait for Windows 96
Monopolies - your best friend
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