And now, from our department of divine retribution, here is:
Subject: Heaven or hell for Bill G.
Source: Michael Traube, < >

>Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory,
> being sized up by God...
>"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to
> send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society
> by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also
> created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've
> never done before
>in your case; I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
>Bill replied, " Well, what's the difference between the two?"
>God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, it if will
> help your decision."
>"Fine, but where should I go first?"
>"I'll leave that up to you."
>"Okay then," said Bill, "Let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell.
>It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of
> BEAUTIFUL women running around, playing in the water, laughing and
> frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. He
> was very pleased.
>"This is great!" he told God. "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see
>"Fine," said God, and off they went.
>Heaven was a place high in the clouds, with angels drifting about,
> playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.
>Bill thought for a quick minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmmm. I
> think I'd prefer Hell," he told God.
>"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell.
>Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see
> how he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled
> to a wall, screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned
> and tortured by demons.
>"How's everything going?" he asked Bill.
>Bill responded, with his voice filled with anguish and disappointment,
> "this is awful! This is nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago!
> I can't believe this is happening! What happened to that other place,
> with the beaches, the beautiful women playing in the water????!
>"That was a DEMO," replied God.